So a German, French, Japanese, Mexican, and Russian Mouse enter a Bar


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In the Still of the Night

It’s night time and the bar is closed. A German, French, Japanese, Mexican, and Russian mouse are all peering out a hole in the wall into a local bar. They are consulting and arguing with one another if the cat is somewhere in the bar.

The German mouse steps up and looks around, all is quiet, he doesn’t see the cat. He rushes to the bar, pours himself a beer, drinks it in a single gulp and rushes back to the burrow.

After a few minutes the French mouse looks out of the hole, he doesn’t see any stinking cat. He dashes to the bar, pours himself a brandy, slowly drinks it and immediately strolls back.

The Japanese mouse decides to do the Samurai stealth move he’s all quiet sneaking out, gets to his destination, he heats up his sake, drinks it and slowly sneaks back to the burrow.

The Mexican mouse grabs his guitar, he peers out of the hole, no cat, bravely he sings himself to the bar tilts back a tequila, and then stumbles back to the hole.

Finally the Russian mouse saunters up to the hole, peers out, no cat, he takes his time getting to the bar, pours 100 grams of Russian vodka, makes a toast to his fellow mice then drinks. He looks around and thinks hell there’s no cat. Decides to pour a second drink, drinks it, looks around still no damn cat. Getting a little cocky he decides to pour a third drink, then a fourth and a fifth … After the fifth he pulls up a chair and sits down, he looks around again, still no cat!

The Russian mouse then stretches out his little body, looks around again and angrily mutters: “Well then we will just wait the ***** around.

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